🟢 LIVE · ROBINHOOD CHAIN 4663

PONSBOB
SQUAREPANTS

who lives in a pineapple on 4663?
out of the pineapple. onto the chain.
absorbent · lime · porous · born on the sponge's birthday

ABSORBING… 🎂 THE LORE ↓
CA: 0xf9f53d6d13d0f76e7d086cac00b00e07bc555233 the one true contract — cross-check at /ca.txt. anything else is somebody else's sponge.
🧽 ABSORB 𝕏 @rhponsbob DEXSCREENER CHART ↓ PLAY ↓
· THE LORE. ON-CHAIN. FOREVER. · DEPTH 5M ·

ROBINHOOD CHAIN WAS BORN
ON SPONGEBOB'S BIRTHDAY

MAY 1, 1999
A SPONGE FIRST APPEARS ON TELEVISION.
APRIL 30, 2026 — 16:52:11 UTC
ROBINHOOD CHAIN MINES BLOCK 1.
SAME MOMENT, BIKINI BOTTOM TIME (BIKINI ATOLL, UTC+12)
MAY 1, 4:52 AM — THE SPONGE'S BIRTHDAY.
27 YEARS TO THE DAY.WE CHECKED. NOW YOU CHECK.
BLOCK 1 → FIRST AIRED → BIKINI TIME →
block 1 timestamp is on-chain forever. bikini atoll runs UTC+12. spongebob first aired may 1, 1999. we just read the receipts.
· TOUCH SAND, NOT GRASS · DEPTH 12M ·

THE ABSORBER

WATER ABSORBED: 0 mlSPONGES LEFT: 🧽🧽🧽RECORD: 0 ml
catch the drops + green candles · dodge the red candles · golden P = jackpot · ← → / A D / drag
· CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT · DEPTH 20M ·

THE LIMEIFICATION

before — yellow
27 years yellow
→
after — lime
one touch of the chain
He didn't pick the color. He's a sponge — he absorbed it. And it's not "a green": it's #CCFF00, the exact lime in Robinhood's own chain-docs stylesheet. He soaked up their hex code.
· UTILITY: NONE. ABSORPTION: TOTAL · DEPTH 30M ·

THE SPONGE ABSORBS

ABSORB

A sponge does one thing. Dips, fear, sell walls, your group chat's doubts — absorbed. You don't buy $PONSBOB. You get absorbed.

POROUS

Full of holes and completely unbothered about it. The community is porous. It does not leak.

WRUNG

The Sponge never sells. Sometimes a paper hand wrings themselves out. Their water returns to the sponge. That's just physics.

THE SPONGE ABSORBS.
THE SPONGE DOES NOT SELL.
· THE ARSENAL · DEPTH 42M ·

FREE AMMUNITION

CLICK TO INSPECT. SAVE. SPREAD THE SPONGE. — every meme pre-limed at #CCFF00
· KARAOKE AT 50 METERS ·

SING IT. YOU KNOW THE WORDS.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE ON 4663?

PONSBOB SQUAREPANTS!

ABSORBENT AND LIME AND POROUS IS HE

PONSBOB SQUAREPANTS!

IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH

PONSBOB SQUAREPANTS!

THEN DROP ON THE CHAIN AND FLOP LIKE A FISH

PONSBOB SQUAREPANTS!

· IN MOTION · DEPTH 55M ·

THE SPONGE IN MOTION

EVERY FRAME LIMEIFIED. THE GIF BUTTON GIVES YOU THE POSTABLE VERSION.
· DISCOVERED, NOT INVENTED · DEPTH 70M ·

THE PROPHECY

We didn't make this up. Years before chain 4663 existed, Robinhood's own newsletter — Snacks, the one they mailed to millions — kept narrating the market in one specific voice. Their words. Their archive. Click and see.

SpongeBob French voice: '25 years later'… The Bronco is back.ROBINHOOD SNACKS — JUL 15, 2020READ IT →
100 days later… (in SpongeBob voice).ROBINHOOD SNACKS — APR 26, 2021READ IT →
Excellent news: a research vessel has discovered SpongeBob and Patrick thriving at the bottom of the Atlantic.ROBINHOOD SNACKS — AUG 4, 2021READ IT →
…original content from Spongebob to Star Trek…ROBINHOOD SNACKS — AUG 14, 2019READ IT →
THE SPONGE WAS IN THE BUILDING THE WHOLE TIME.
NOW HE'S ON THE CHAIN.receipts are their archive, not ours — unaffiliated, obviously. judge them yourself.
· THE TAPE · DEPTH 78M ·

WATCH HIM ABSORB

· READ BEFORE ABSORBING · DEPTH 84M ·

SPONGINOMICS

Utilitynone. absorption is total.
Launchfair launch via Pons launchpad
Supplylaunchpad-standard. no games.
Taxes0 / 0
Team allocationthe sponge has no team
Roadmapstay porous
· THE RITUAL · DEPTH 95M ·

HOW TO ABSORB

1

Get a wallet on Robinhood Chain (4663) and bridge some gas.

2

Open Pons.family — ponsfamily.com, the launchpad. The sponge lives where the chain trades.

3

Paste the CA from this site or /ca.txt only — it ends in …5233. Absorb. Stay porous.

· ANSWERS · DEPTH 110M ·

FREQUENTLY ABSORBED QUESTIONS

which PONSBOB is the real one?
ours ends in …5233 — shown in the header and at /ca.txt. there are older sponges and squatter sponges on 4663; the sponge absorbs them all eventually. verify the CA, always.
is the birthday thing real?
yes. block 1 is timestamped on-chain forever, spongebob first aired may 1 1999, and bikini atoll runs UTC+12. we were surprised too. the verify buttons are right there.
what's the utility?
absorption.
who's the team?
the sponge has no team. the sponge has holes.
wen launch?
now. the sponge is live. the CA is above. what are you reading this for.